freebird shit

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

by funnythatsmyname October 27, 2010

Islamajohn

Extremely prejudiced way of describing someone of questionable ethnic background.

You better watch out for that goshdarn islamajohn, he doesn't celebrate Easter.

by funnythatsmyname April 05, 2010

Jagleg

A similar sensation to jetlag, except this occurs when watching several episodes of the TV show JAG. Usually prevalent with senior citizens, this is felt when 1 leg falls asleep.

Hey Morty, could you get me another canister of prunes, I'm got Jagleg again and I can't get up.

by funnythatsmyname March 08, 2011

sitcom

A word used in response to hearing a story from a friend that will inevitably lead to an awkward situation. Such as the basis of many bad sitcoms.

Friend 1: It looks like my grandma and her 2 cats are going to be staying with me and my girlfriend this week.

Friend 2: Sitcommmmmm!

by funnythatsmyname February 21, 2011

Hedge Funds

Tatties, milk duds, gazungas, hose hounds. Boobs.

Man, the economy is tanking, but at least she's got a nice set of hedge funds.

by funnythatsmyname July 23, 2009