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A wound or serious cut with jagged parts of skin around it, if you get the injury treated the “jaggyz” will be removed but if you don’t you will have “jaggyz” therefore you are a hard as fuck.
“Oi mate, you ain’t got no jaggyz you pussy”
“No jaggie having ass cunt”
Jaggyz by B34KER February 17, 2021
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Jaggy thistle 

A Jaggy Thistle is a plant that flowers purple on top and is famous for growing in Scotland, as well as a lot of countries all over the world

It's also commonly known as what a true Scotsman has under his kilt
Lassie A: A wunner whit Davie's got oan under his Kilt?
Lassie B: If you ask him he might show you his jaggy thistle
Davie: Haw Darlin', you'll be wantin' tae have a swatchy at ma Scots Bunnet?
Jaggy thistle by Big Scots Davie February 14, 2017
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adjective

Scottish colloquialism meaning spiky or prickly
That bam fell into the jaggy bush.
Jaggy by akjw;gkjlba'hpi October 19, 2010

Jaggy Jobbie 

a poo not quite ready to come out but so awkwardly placed in the colon that it is scrathing you.
"i've been poking at my arse for hours ive got a jaggy jobbie lodged somewhere"
A vape. Instead of asking your buddy for a Phat Vape Rip, you ask to hit the jag or jaggy
“Yoooo Matt, Hurry Up and pass the jaggy”
“wes give me a sec, i need a jaggy buzz”
Jaggy by bigplayvajayjay January 6, 2021
A rectum ripping turd. Excrement that requires much effort to expell, and feels like is made of gravel and safety pins. Opposite of a slippy
Oh shit, it's a jaggy! Nnnnnnng!!!
Jaggy by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Jaggy rag 

wow...you girlfriend is a real Jaggy rag
Jaggy rag by Justin Benettt February 15, 2009
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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