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Jaffasexual 

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.
Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffasexual by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020
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Jeffsexual 

Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)
Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*
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JaedaSexual 

It’s When Your Intensity in love or love Daddy Jaeda so much that you turn jaedasexual and everything that happens or you see reminds you of daddy jaeda 😩
I’m so Jaedasexual or I think I’m Jaedasexual
JaedaSexual by JaedasexualDre July 21, 2021

Jaylasexual 

A term used to describe straight bitches that get turned out by a daddy ass stud named Jayla
"That hoe Jaylasexual for a real nigga"
Jaylasexual by šŸ˜Ž Kobe October 3, 2016

Japasexual

Attraction to leaving your country to somewhere with better living conditions and opportunities. Origin is Nigerian
I am a japasexual, I have this urge to leave this place for better
Japasexual by f_klaz October 24, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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