Definitions by GazzerB
hockey mum
overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.
hockey mum by GazzerB October 31, 2008
Jaffa-fake
A term used to describe footballers wives, or alike, who wear fake suntans that leave the skin with an orange complexion.
Jaffa-fake by GazzerB August 25, 2008