Jafalk

A guy getting pounded in the asshole while he is taking a shit.

He jafalked me!

by pimpjuice March 28, 2003

jafalk

A sexual maneuver where you insert your penis into rosie o donnels anus

He jafalked her hard!!

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Jafaken

1. Fake Jamaican.
2. White person trying to be black.
3. wigger

"We roughed up a bunch of Jafakens"

by Jay See February 23, 2004

Jafakan

Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.

Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!

by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

JamalKamal123

A Turd.Watched despicable me minion porn.Who got a shrimp dick.Who just wants to date ur dad.Can smell man pussy.100% retarded and 100% smells man pussy. Kills happy dancing onions for fun and is your friendly neighborhood Cracker.

A random fuck:Dude did you see JamalKamal123?
A random fuck 2: yeah man he tried to date my dad.

by ABCitseasy May 13, 2020

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

jafaikans

people who were born in Britain but talk like they want to be Jamaican or whatever - jafaikan is the language of jafaikans.

person A: "Blad listen up bwoi, this is da bizzle tho innit, I aint seen you for over 5 years brov"

person B: "Still talking Jafaikan eh, I stopped being one of the jafaikans a long time ago, and now I work for a big recording company as a producer - all that jafaikan is soooo like 2007 yeah - looks like youve still got wogmania"!.

by oldbogface May 7, 2008