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Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.
Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!
Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016
1. Fake Jamaican.
2. White person trying to be black.
3. wigger
"We roughed up a bunch of Jafakens"
Jafaken by Jay See February 23, 2004
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Jafafanator 

An alternate term refering to the penis.
I got my jafafanator stuck in the door.
Jafafanator by Bj-a-day December 3, 2005
a person how acts Jamaican, but is not from jamaica.
" ha mon , got some janga sistrin"
what is that boys problem is he even Jamaican?
"na man he's a Jafacan"
Jafacan by D.D. T December 8, 2003
Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia
For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!
jafaken by Jeremy November 26, 2003

jafaikans 

people who were born in Britain but talk like they want to be Jamaican or whatever - jafaikan is the language of jafaikans.
person A: "Blad listen up bwoi, this is da bizzle tho innit, I aint seen you for over 5 years brov"

person B: "Still talking Jafaikan eh, I stopped being one of the jafaikans a long time ago, and now I work for a big recording company as a producer - all that jafaikan is soooo like 2007 yeah - looks like youve still got wogmania"!.
jafaikans by oldbogface May 7, 2008

jafakean 

A rudeboy. Wigger indigeonus to London who is under the pretence of being of Jamacian descent. Will claim to have a relative in just about every organized crime network ever. Is actually just someone with retarded friends. Will die in poverty.
Ali G is jafakean
jafakean by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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