A dangerous looking Sri-Lankan geezer who basically invented Excel and is secretly Bill Gates' lovechild. He loves Skype, not having Burritos, watching Sri-Lankan adult entertainment on his amazing tablet and any form of numeracy. Also known as the one and only J-Dog.
"You aren't the coolest Sri-Lankan geezer in the world, that's Janaka!"
"I wish I was as cool as Janaka"
Bill Gates: "Have you met my secret lovechild Janaka?"
Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.
Piss off you Jafakan!
ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!