Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.

Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!

Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

jafakean

A rudeboy. Wigger indigeonus to London who is under the pretence of being of Jamacian descent. Will claim to have a relative in just about every organized crime network ever. Is actually just someone with retarded friends. Will die in poverty.

Ali G is jafakean

jafakean by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

jafakin'

a black guy who acts like a Jamaican but isn't one!

Check out this guy.......that's some serious Jafakin' goin on!!

jafakin' by Jay June 5, 2003

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jafakin

A white person who probably loves reggae, but for some reason speaks with a bad, fake Jamaican accent. Possibly sporting dreads as well.

Man did you see Todd? Why was he talking like that.

Oh, he is Jafakin.

jafakin by Jip! August 16, 2006

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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