A Turd.Watched despicable me minion porn.Who got a shrimp dick.Who just wants to date ur dad.Can smell man pussy.100% retarded and 100% smells man pussy. Kills happy dancing onions for fun and is your friendly neighborhood Cracker.
by ABCitseasy May 13, 2020
A random fuck:Dude did you see the CBT Anime Fight?
A random dick:Of course I did! That Simp got hit in the balls.
A random dick:Of course I did! That Simp got hit in the balls.
by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020
Random motherfucker: Hey bro did you see that Simp earlier?
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
Random Dadfucker: Yeah he fell into the river of LEGO city.I think his name was Ian.
Random motherfucker:Ian’s such a simp.
by ABCitseasy May 17, 2020