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jafaikans 

people who were born in Britain but talk like they want to be Jamaican or whatever - jafaikan is the language of jafaikans.

person A: "Blad listen up bwoi, this is da bizzle tho innit, I aint seen you for over 5 years brov"

person B: "Still talking Jafaikan eh, I stopped being one of the jafaikans a long time ago, and now I work for a big recording company as a producer - all that jafaikan is soooo like 2007 yeah - looks like youve still got wogmania"!.
jafaikans by oldbogface May 7, 2008
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Jafaikans 

Jafaikans = White boy/girl pretending to be Jamaicans copying hair stiles etc...
All these damn Jafaikans giving Jamaicans a bad rep round here...
Jafaikans by Pat Hutchins April 23, 2008
Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.
Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!
Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016
1.The Combination of 2 races

-Japanese and Afrikan

-Jamaican and Afrikan

2. The ultimate race of the planet but without rash racisim or hate. All other combinations phail with out reason due to there undiverse skills of their parents.

-Dude im totally Jafrikan check out my skills

3.Jafrika- A little piece of heaven. The only unicorn survives here.
Dude is he Jafrikan?
Dude Im Jealous of his Jafrikanism
WTF? Is Jafrika a Country?
Jafrikan by TheJafrikan September 1, 2009

jafaican 

Jafaican is a dialect of English becoming more common in London's West End, within the tradition boundaries of the Cockney dialect: within the sound of the Bow bells and is slowly replacing Cockney. Jafaican is a mixture of English, Jamaican, West Indian and Indian language elements.
Some Jafaican, for you reading pleasure:

Safe, man. You lookin buff in dem low batties. Dey's sick, man. Me? I'm just jammin wid me bruds. Dis my yard, innit? Is nang, you get me? No? What ends you from then?

Jafaican is the British ebonics.
jafaican by SLCpunk May 2, 2006

Jafaican 

A person that acts like they Jamaican ie;try talk like they jamaican, try act like they jamaican but they're not!
Jafaican by Anonymous June 13, 2003

jafaican 

a person who pretends to be jamaican.
a middle class suburban white kid using patoi.
"me nah know botty ridah fa rotty bidah!"
.'wow.that kids a jafaican."
jafaican by alchemichael October 20, 2009
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