Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.

Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!

Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

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jalk

A jalk is a cross between a jog and a walk in which someone frequently switches between walking and jogging, usually because they are unable to sustain a full jog.

I wanted to go for a jog this morining but I was so tired from my work-out all I could manage was a jalk.

jalk by eido June 13, 2008

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Jafleef

2 people that nobody can stand and would be the perfect match for each other. Although they deny it everyone knows they makin the smooches behind the scenes.

Literally everyone in existence- JUST DATE ALREADY!!!

Person 1- those two are such a jafleef.

Person 2- OMG SO TRU. Just hurry up and date

Jafleef by TheRealPranksterGangster April 6, 2017

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Jafuk

Similar to "the fuck", "dafuq", "da fuck", "the fuq", or words with similar connotations, Jafuk is a word used to signify extreme surprise or confusion.

"What jafuk is Anthony doing to cfine in the corner?!"

"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"

"Jafuk!"

Jafuk by sealionyuhhh April 3, 2013

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