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I’m Im jaflk
jaflk by anonymous October 14, 2020
Words you can keep
1. Fake Jamaican.
2. White person trying to be black.
3. wigger
"We roughed up a bunch of Jafakens"
Jafaken by Jay See February 23, 2004
Related Words
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Leo Jalkanen 

A person who is super sexy and very masculine
BRO 1 : Did you see that hot man
BRO 2 : Yes, He was a LEO JALKANEN
BR0 1 : awesomesauce
Leo Jalkanen by waldez27 October 28, 2019
Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.
Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!
Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016
A jalk is a cross between a jog and a walk in which someone frequently switches between walking and jogging, usually because they are unable to sustain a full jog.
I wanted to go for a jog this morining but I was so tired from my work-out all I could manage was a jalk.
jalk by eido June 13, 2008
2 people that nobody can stand and would be the perfect match for each other. Although they deny it everyone knows they makin the smooches behind the scenes.

Literally everyone in existence- JUST DATE ALREADY!!!
Person 1- those two are such a jafleef.

Person 2- OMG SO TRU. Just hurry up and date
Similar to "the fuck", "dafuq", "da fuck", "the fuq", or words with similar connotations, Jafuk is a word used to signify extreme surprise or confusion.
"What jafuk is Anthony doing to cfine in the corner?!"

"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"

"Jafuk!"
Jafuk by sealionyuhhh April 3, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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