Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.

Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!

Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

jalk

A jalk is a cross between a jog and a walk in which someone frequently switches between walking and jogging, usually because they are unable to sustain a full jog.

I wanted to go for a jog this morining but I was so tired from my work-out all I could manage was a jalk.

jalk by eido June 13, 2008

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Jafleef

2 people that nobody can stand and would be the perfect match for each other. Although they deny it everyone knows they makin the smooches behind the scenes.

Literally everyone in existence- JUST DATE ALREADY!!!

Person 1- those two are such a jafleef.

Person 2- OMG SO TRU. Just hurry up and date

Jafleef by TheRealPranksterGangster April 6, 2017

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Jafuk

Similar to "the fuck", "dafuq", "da fuck", "the fuq", or words with similar connotations, Jafuk is a word used to signify extreme surprise or confusion.

"What jafuk is Anthony doing to cfine in the corner?!"

"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"

"Jafuk!"

Jafuk by sealionyuhhh April 3, 2013

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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