Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )

“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”

Jades Theory by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022

James theory 

The universe began as the size of a pin head,extremely dense and hot.
As it got hotter the particles inside vibrated more and more until eventually nuclear fission occured, splitting everything inside it into two and creating infinite chain reactions. Eventually forming our solar system.

James theory prooved nuclear fission occured during the big bang.

James theory by Le proffesuer May 22, 2019

Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.

Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.

Jaden's Theory by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 8, 2020

James Taylor MILF Theory 

"James Taylor MILF Theory" is the theory that all MILFS love James Taylor. Extensive empirical Research done by MILF scientists at Harvard University, fully supports this theory. This theory is the leading body of research of which the rapidly growing "MILF Studies" major at Harvard and MIT revolves around. To see this theory in practice one simply needs to play James Taylor's "Something in the Way She Moves" outside of a Marshall's Home Goods or Panera Bread and the MILFS will swarm like fruit flies to a piece of rotting pineapple.

With Great Power comes great responsibility.

Friend 1: What is your term paper for MILF Studies 101 on?
Friend 2: It is on James Taylor MILF Theory of course!

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James Taylor MILF Theory by Manboy Doug January 24, 2016

Rick James Theorem 

The process by which a person can become obsessed with crossing personal boundaries, pushing personal boundaries further.

The act of stepping across the line habitually; thus, one becomes a habitual line-stepper.

The patient exhibited symptoms of Rick James Theorem.
According to Rick James Theorem, this type of behavior will continue and get progressively worse.

Rick James Theorem by Dr. Mario M August 11, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019