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Jada Pinkett 

Don't you mean Jada Pinkett-Sm...

No! I don't mean that. I mean what I said. This is getting out of control and if no one else is going to fix it then I'm just going to do it myself.
Iam "Ok.. I'm sorry but I need you to repeat after Hym..."

Hym "Jada Pinkett..."

Will Smith "Jada Pinkett..."

Hym "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"

Will Smith "You are a GODDAMN WHORE!"

Hym "Get THE FUCK out of my house!"

Will Smith "Get THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Hym "Ok simmer down just a bit."

Will Smith "Ok simmer..."

Hym "No, no! Not that... Alright. Whatever. Where was I *mumbles to self* Whore... *Mumbles to self* out of my house.... Oh! If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ then GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE!!"

Will Smith ".........."

Hym "..... Say it! Say the last part.... And do the air quotes!"

Will Smith "... If you don't ✌️✊✌️need a man✌️✊✌️ GO LIVE WITHOUT ONE YOU GODDAMN WHORE!!!"

Hym "Hahahahaha! Yes I love the enthusiasm!"
Jada Pinkett by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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Jada Pinkett 

The opposing term for a woman in a serious relationship who also has “friends.”
My friend got a divorce from his wife, she was acting like Jada.

“Wanna fuck?” “…Jada…”

“Sure she’s married but she’s like the love child of Jada Pinkett and Russel Brand so it’ll be fine.”
Jada Pinkett by Pocket’OSex November 1, 2023

Jada Pinkett Smith 

A Actor who is known to have "Entanglements" with people such as: Tupac, August Alsina, Tupac, Tupac and Tupac

Jada Pinkett Smith 

She had an 'entanglement' with August Alsina, and Tupac and Tupac again and a bit more Tupac whilst being with Will Smith.
Man 1: dammmm Jada Pinkett Smith was so hot back in the day
Man 2: Jada who?
Man 1: Pinkett.....
Man 2: Ohhhhh you mean G.I. Jane

Jada Pinkett Smith 

Somebody who you can't joke about... Seriously or Will Smith will literally assault you
Jada Pinkett Smith will still probably cheat on you even after you stood up for her

Jada Pinkett Smith 

Jada Pinkett Smith's name must be kept out of out mouths. She is a Voldetart.

Jada Pinkett Smith 

A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.
Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.

Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.

Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.

Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.

Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!

Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!

Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?

Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
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