Jacobness

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An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)

You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.

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Jackness

Heard most frequently in US Navy boot camp. Also used by those having just recently completed the aforementioned boot camp.

I. State of being "jacked" or "jacked-up". A word used to describe something that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

II. A substitute term to describe something as "fucked-up", malfunctioning, or of extremely poor quality.

See also:
FUBAR
Soup Sandwich

"Look at you sorry-ass recruits, runnin' around lookin' like a soup sandwich! JACKNESS!"

"Did you hear Petty Officer call us a soup sandwich? That's JACKNESS, man."

"He had to do push-ups because he was wearing his JACKNESS boots, instead of the ones he had shined-up."

Jackness by Kitty McSilver March 31, 2007

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Related Words

Jacobness • jacobsessed • jacobsesser • jacob nelson • Jacobies • Jackness • jacobenson • Jacobesque • JacobsScared • Jadoness

jacobsesser

A wonderful individual who is obsessed with the amazing Jacob Sartorius.

She loves Jacob Sartorius she is definitely a jacobsesser.

jacobsesser by sartorius_wifey101 April 2, 2017

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jacobsessed

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

jacobsessed by datemejacob March 17, 2017

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Jacobesque

Describes one that uses too much complex words to make simple tasks/objects seem much more complicated than they are.

This mechanism is very robust.

He is so Jacobesque.

Jacobesque by origami_XD March 30, 2010

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jacobenson

a nasty simp that won't leave you alone and is also possessed by a demon :)

UGH I HATE Jacobenson!!!

jacobenson by Jacobenson's wife June 15, 2020

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Jacobies

Having an over active underarm sweat gland.

I've got such serious jacobies that my dermatologist gave me prescription strength antiperspirant.

Jacobies by TheGuinnessTooth December 20, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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