jacobsessed
jacobsessed by datemejacob March 17, 2017
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Jacobsened
Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.
Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements
Jacobsened by Woogy77 August 18, 2013
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jacobsesser
jacobsesser by sartorius_wifey101 April 2, 2017
Jabsessed
Jackie obsessed- People on stan twitter who can't stop talking about Jackie for more than two seconds, people who also love to lie and manipulate situations to fit their own narrative.
Person 1: did you hear what that person was saying about Jackie??
Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.
Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.
Jabsessed by longhairedbluntb August 27, 2020
jwobsessed
“She’s so JWOBSESSED! I mean who isn’t attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and luscious plump juicy fat ass..”
—jwobsessed
—jwobsessed
jwobsessed by jwobsessed November 21, 2023
jwobsessed
“Omg she is so JWOBSESSED! I mean who wouldn’t be attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and his luscious plump fat juicy ass..”
jwobsessed by jwobsessed November 21, 2023
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