jacobsessed

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

by datemejacob March 17, 2017

Jacobsened

Adjective: An extreme case of inebriation, invariably caused by a person's unwillingness to leave pub/party/gathering of any kind, this combined with a fierce determination to continue imbibing large quantities of alcohol, while encouraging as many mates as possible to do the same.

Once "Jacobsened", the subject will display many brilliant new attributes including but not limited to:
- Willingness to do just about anything
- They will relieve themselves anywhere or on anybody
- All stationary drinking buddies become targets for any number of bodily excrements

“That guy just pissed on the waitress’ leg, he is fucking JACOBSENED!!”

by Woogy77 August 18, 2013

jacobsesser

A wonderful individual who is obsessed with the amazing Jacob Sartorius.

She loves Jacob Sartorius she is definitely a jacobsesser.

by sartorius_wifey101 April 2, 2017

Jabsessed

Jackie obsessed- People on stan twitter who can't stop talking about Jackie for more than two seconds, people who also love to lie and manipulate situations to fit their own narrative.

Person 1: did you hear what that person was saying about Jackie??

Person 2: yeah, they're honestly jabsessed lmfaoo.

by longhairedbluntb August 27, 2020

jwobsessed

#1 BEST JUNGWON STAN! STAN ENHYPEN FOR CLEARSKIN😍

“She’s so JWOBSESSED! I mean who isn’t attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and luscious plump juicy fat ass..”

—jwobsessed

by jwobsessed November 21, 2023

jwobsessed

BEST #1 JUNGWON STAN!! STAN ENHA FOR CLEARSKIN🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

“Omg she is so JWOBSESSED! I mean who wouldn’t be attracted to Jungwon’s beautiful face and his luscious plump fat juicy ass..”

by jwobsessed November 21, 2023