Jackyard
A place where you can go and jerk it with some studly lads, lasses, laxxes, and laxs. San Diego's is the most famous, although Tuscon has one that gets you abosolutely TURNT too. If you're lucky you'll meet a lonely and supreme jacker who will tell you "WELCOME to insert city here IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE", should this happen, do not refuse as you'll waste the best opportunity of your life. Most have a public restroom sign on them which lets you know you're in for one hell of a time. It's not considered cheating by almost 12% (just under 1 in 8) of people to visit a jackyard for a day or less even whilst in a committed relationship. In a Jackyard everyone is legally single.
Known in some archaic parts of Appalachia as a Goonmill, but around the world the vernacular term is Jackyard
Known in some archaic parts of Appalachia as a Goonmill, but around the world the vernacular term is Jackyard
Ex1: Person 1: Ugh where can I go jerk it with some people of questionable character?
Person 2: Under the overpass on I-95 there's one hell of a Jackyard.
Ex2: Person 1: Babe why didn't you pick up our daughter at school for three hours? She was scared out of her mind!
Person 2: You should've seen how scared I was at our town's Jackyard #8 for the past 5 hours, which just under one in eight people would NOT consider cheating!
Ex3: Person 1: WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE
Person 2: FUCK YES!!!!
Person 2: Under the overpass on I-95 there's one hell of a Jackyard.
Ex2: Person 1: Babe why didn't you pick up our daughter at school for three hours? She was scared out of her mind!
Person 2: You should've seen how scared I was at our town's Jackyard #8 for the past 5 hours, which just under one in eight people would NOT consider cheating!
Ex3: Person 1: WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE
Person 2: FUCK YES!!!!
Jackyard by Sneed d'Elaine May 25, 2023
