3 definitions by Doug LPD
Ron's failure to properly clear that Hanging Chad led to chaffing, an offensive odor, buzzing flies, and eventual abandonment.
by Doug LPD December 3, 2006
To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
by Doug LPD August 17, 2006
by Doug LPD August 16, 2006