jackycardia 

When you're hospitalized and hooked up to a heart monitor and start jacking off and your heart rate rises to the point where hospital staff is called in thinking you're having a cardiac event only to discover you're just jacking off. A portmanteau of jacking off and tachycardia.

I had to check up on the patient because his heart rate was through the roof but it turned out to just be jackycardia.

jackycardia by noire233 November 28, 2021

tackycardia 

A disorder characterized by one having the affinity to give too many overly-tacky holiday cards.

The last 3 Christmases, Jon sent me and everyone in the family a card which was composed of little more than the words "Ho,Ho,Ho." It is apparent that he suffers from tackycardia.

tackycardia by aquajerk/surly December 26, 2011

jacktardian 

Related to being or acting like a jackass retard.

Don't be a jacktardian ass clown and do something really stupid.

jacktardian by TazTalksYouListen September 17, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022