Jacknard 

One who acts like a jack-ass without regard for common sense

When Jack grabbed the exposed electrical wire that he had exposed himself, he was shocked. Jack's friend was watching and Jack blamed him cursing and yelling. Jack was being a JACKNARD.

Jacknard by RUFFDZ September 19, 2011

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

Jacktard by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

jackard 

jackard is simply another term to call someone a jackass or an idiot.

Quinn is a big fucking jackard, because he thinks my definiton is not "clever and witty" enough, when really, I couldn't care less, because it doesn't need to be clever and witty, it just needs to explain the fucking word.

jackard by Reba Mac October 8, 2006

Jackyard

A place where you can go and jerk it with some studly lads, lasses, laxxes, and laxs. San Diego's is the most famous, although Tuscon has one that gets you abosolutely TURNT too. If you're lucky you'll meet a lonely and supreme jacker who will tell you "WELCOME to insert city here IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE", should this happen, do not refuse as you'll waste the best opportunity of your life. Most have a public restroom sign on them which lets you know you're in for one hell of a time. It's not considered cheating by almost 12% (just under 1 in 8) of people to visit a jackyard for a day or less even whilst in a committed relationship. In a Jackyard everyone is legally single.

Known in some archaic parts of Appalachia as a Goonmill, but around the world the vernacular term is Jackyard

Ex1: Person 1: Ugh where can I go jerk it with some people of questionable character?

Person 2: Under the overpass on I-95 there's one hell of a Jackyard.

Ex2: Person 1: Babe why didn't you pick up our daughter at school for three hours? She was scared out of her mind!
Person 2: You should've seen how scared I was at our town's Jackyard #8 for the past 5 hours, which just under one in eight people would NOT consider cheating!

Ex3: Person 1: WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE
Person 2: FUCK YES!!!!

Jackyard by Sneed d'Elaine May 25, 2023

jacktard

Combination of a jack ass and a retard

You jacktard you really dont know what your doing do you?

jacktard by Boogyman August 21, 2003

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

fucking jacktard by Hannibal March 29, 2003

jacktard

When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.

Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.

jacktard by Doug LPD August 16, 2006