When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits
The act of publicly masturbating while on a street corner in San Diego, usually after having led a social justice campaign, and gone nuts from the pressure. The term was coined by South Park which satirized the founder of Invisible Children, Jason Russell, for engaging in the aforementioned act, which pretty much destroyed any momentum his movment, Kony 2012, had left.
Kyle: "Well when you're naked and jacking it in San Diego, don't say I didn't warn you."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."