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A guy who thinks putting 'inho' on the end of his name is cool. In reality, it isn't. Jackinho is someone who isn't very popular and doesn't have any friends and really struggles to adapt to the realities of society and is often friendzoned by girls who are convinced he is gay. This is a guy would often write very poor poems about his emotions just to gain some form of attention from people he doesn't know. He is very much life's own perfect loser.
Brooks: 'Do you know that Jack kid?''

Akers: 'Jackinho, the poem writing loser. Yeah I know of him, everyone thinks he's a muppet'
Jackinho by alanobviously July 6, 2014
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jackinworld 

also known as jackinworld.com is a website dedicated to masturbation of mostly male but some female. It separates the myths from the facts. The website includes masturbation techniques, biographies, FAQs, polls, and everything else that you may need to know about masturbation. This is not a pornographic website; it is an educational website.
Hmm, jackinworld.com I wonder what this is, omg the answer to my teenage years and boredom
jackinworld by Jack n world October 9, 2008

jackingoff 

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim
Dude i like jackingoff.
jackingoff by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006

Jackintosh 

A computer used exclusively for porn.
I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.
Word of the Day on May 22, 2015

Jackintosh 

A nickname for the Atari ST computer, after Atari Corporation's then-CEO Jack Tramiel. A reference to it being a cheaper competitor to the Apple Macintosh.
My parents were poor in the 80s and so they bought a Jackintosh for me to do homework on.
Jackintosh by guitari January 28, 2023

Jackinoof 

Old man who interacts with young teens on twitter to remind him of his youth.
“Hey yall how old is Jackinoof?”
“He is 8762 years old.”
Jackinoof by ihatetwitterisers October 26, 2020

JackinHoff 

a bird who runs and flies
oh look it is the jackinhoff bird
JackinHoff by Contrabin May 19, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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