Jack-Bag
Darrell Strawberry stole Robert Downey Junior’s “Jack-Bag” in the 90’s, and used some of the Yay-O to do a bump out of Brooke Shields flat ass. #Classic
Jack-Bag by SwingMan23 February 3, 2019
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jack bag
1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.
2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.
2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
jack bag by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004
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Jack bag
n-Jack bag-a military issued sleeping bag that deployed soldiers sleep in and masturbate in before going to sleep at night thinking about their bitch back home or due to the absence of woman. THis sleeping bag can become very foul throughout the course of a deployment. So be weary next time you shop for a used sleeping bag at the Army surplus store.
Friend #1: "Hey if we are going camping I need to borrow a sleeping bag"
Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"
Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"
Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"
Jack bag by Nasty Loogy July 9, 2007
jack bag
n. A term formed from the better sections of the terms "jack-off" and "douche-bag". Refers to a person who generally exhibits the traits of above terms, usually at abnormally high levels.
jack bag by Buck Stuck February 4, 2004
Jack Bag
1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.
2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
Jack Bag by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009
bag-jack
To take the bag off a Volcano vaporizer before it's fully inflated, take a quick hit without turning off the air switch, and quickly put it back to be inflated fully for the person who requested it.
jackbag
A combination of the words jackass and douchebag. Normally used when a person (or persons) display characteristics of both afore mentioned words...
In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention
In other words, a stuck up person (commonly referred to as an asshole) who does stupid things to get attention
Did you just see what that jackbag did? He dry-fired that brand new compund bow trying to show off for his girlfriend...
jackbag by Warlock Witt September 16, 2003
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