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bag-jack 

To take the bag off a Volcano vaporizer before it's fully inflated, take a quick hit without turning off the air switch, and quickly put it back to be inflated fully for the person who requested it.
Ralf asked Florian to get Ralf high off a Volcano bag, but Florian was cool with it because he was able to bag-jack a monster hit for himself.
bag-jack by One Hit March 10, 2013
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jack bag 

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation
1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"
jack bag by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004
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Jack bag 

n-Jack bag-a military issued sleeping bag that deployed soldiers sleep in and masturbate in before going to sleep at night thinking about their bitch back home or due to the absence of woman. THis sleeping bag can become very foul throughout the course of a deployment. So be weary next time you shop for a used sleeping bag at the Army surplus store.
Friend #1: "Hey if we are going camping I need to borrow a sleeping bag"

Friend #2: "Yeah I have one you can borrow. I slept in this one when I was deployed to Afghanistan"

Friend #1: "FUCK NO!!!! I aint sleepin' in no Jack bag}!!!!"
Jack bag by Nasty Loogy July 9, 2007

jack bag 

n. A term formed from the better sections of the terms "jack-off" and "douche-bag". Refers to a person who generally exhibits the traits of above terms, usually at abnormally high levels.
"Hey jack-bag, for the last god-damn time, get your hands off my sandwich!"
jack bag by Buck Stuck February 4, 2004

Jack Bag 

1. A man purse or messenger bag. The bag a male uses to keep all of his stuff in. Commonly used for work or school.

2. The ass kicking bag that Jack Bauer uses to single handedly pwn terrorists.
{man one} haha dude that is such a murse.
{man two} HELL NO! thats my Jack Bag!
Jack Bag by Curly Curtis 813 March 24, 2009

Jack-Bag 

The plastic Bag filled with Cocain, that Coke heads use to reach their euphoria.
Darrell Strawberry stole Robert Downey Junior’s “Jack-Bag” in the 90’s, and used some of the Yay-O to do a bump out of Brooke Shields flat ass. #Classic
Jack-Bag by SwingMan23 February 3, 2019

bag jacking 

the act of stealing Halloween candy from children while they are trick-or-treating.

Origin: SNL Weekend update Oct. 15, 2011. Rap star Drake and SNL member Jay Pharoah pose as "Teens Dressed as Werewolves" and do a rap song about 'bag jacking'
Me and my friends tried to go bag jacking this Halloween, but all of the kids went out with their parents.
bag jacking by Yuehan85 October 16, 2011
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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