Jack land 

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect

Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner

Jack land by Squid6969 May 9, 2020

land-jack 

when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers

Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.

land-jack by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

Jack landon 

Nonce who likes kids and dates and chats up 13 year olds when he's 17

Jack landon is a nonce

Jack landon by Ihatejacklandon March 17, 2020

Jacklanderseedes 

Jacklanderseedes (Jack-lander-see-these) is a rare kind of emerald usually found in central park.

I found Jacklanderseedes!

Jacklanderseedes by GokuAnanta_SSJB April 24, 2020

JackLand

JackLand is the living space where your dweeby no pussy gettin' college roommate or friend spends all of his time spanking his monkey.

Scenario:

Rick opens door to college dorm: "Justin! Let's go foo' quit fucking JackLanding you goon!"

JackLand by BaByFaCePLaYbOy September 27, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008