jack all 

Absolutely nothing. syn: jack shit.

I'm so bored, I have jack all to do.

jack all by Leo Dillon July 14, 2007

Jack Of All Characters 

A person of many characters and / or personalities. A very exciting person who will always keep you guessing and on your toes. You will never know if the person is coming or going often leaving you in a redundant tail spin guessing game of Name that Character!
"How exciting.. who is Cynthia Daniele today!? A minister!?"
"Nope, guess again!"
"A Sunday school teacher!?" "Jay Leno because of your huge chin!?"
"No asshole! I am a sailor because I swear like one!"
"Mrs. Daniele, please refrain from diarreah of the mouth. Especially in front of the children. Who raised you.. a pack of wolves? Clean up your act because your kind is certainly not welcome here."
"You're a bunch of bitches.. ha!"
*children crying*
"Oh, they just need a good ass whooping! F**kers!"
*Mrs. Daniele escorted out*

Cynthia Daniele Jack of all characters

Jack Of All Characters by anobviousupgrade April 10, 2010

Jack of all offs 

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

Jack of all offs by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

jack of all trades 

The other definitions are wrong.
A Jack of all Trades is someone who is decent at everything, but not especially adept at any one thing.

Red Mage from Final Fantasy is a Jack of all Trades.

jack of all trades by morbidgolem November 3, 2007

jack of all trades 

A term used to describe someone who knows a lot about many things, but, with the second tag "master of none" added it transforms into a derogatory phrase meant to emphasize how mastery of one skill is important for deeper knowledge.

However, one, oft forgotten tag is the third one: "is oftentimes better than a master of one". Instantly, the term reverses meaning, symbolizing how a person who knows a lot about many things that integrates their skills allows them to surpass even a master of one.

Interesting phrase, nonetheless.

"Man, Tom knows a lot! He's a jack of all trades, aint he?"

"Yeah, but he probably doesn't know a lot about specifics. You know how it goes: Jack of all trades, master of none."

"Jack of all trades, master of one, is oftentimes better than master of one, man. Tom's pretty smart."

jack of all trades by Oldrego March 9, 2017

Jack of All Asses

A person who has the ability to piss off anyone at any time, and anywhere. Typically, these people are unpleasant to be around due to the sheer amount of ignorance they emit, or lack of caring while being an asshole. They never fail to make someone's day more unpleasant than what it would, or not, have been. Atop of this, they also seem to be capable of this in more than one way and rather effortlessly, hence the name "Jack of All Asses.".

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe how triggered people were at the funeral. All I said was "I'm pretty sure this guy owes me 5 bucks."

Person 2: "Wow, you really are a Jack of All Asses aren't you?"

Jack of All Asses by Guregori February 24, 2020

Jack of all trades 

A person who is skilled at a variety of different things, but not to the same level as a person who is specialised in one of these things.

Jack of all trades, master of none,
but ofttimes better than a master of one.

Jack of all trades by eruditionfish March 30, 2009