Jack Walton

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This is a thing that is very sexy and big in the penis. It has a one short hair sticking out if it’s butthole that is braided. When conceiving a child the big penis shrivels into its self and makes a cracking sound while it’s molts and turns into a butterfly. The child then grows up into a giant retard that can only say “pussy” “cock and balls” and “funky fresh”.

Man I meet a jack Walton the other day and let me tell ya, awesome guy.

Jack Walton by SweetGrunt64 March 12, 2023

Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

Jack walten by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

Jack walten

Jack Walten is married to Rosemary Walten with their three children, Sophie, Edd, and Molly. At first he is seen as a protagonist in "The Walten Files" His respective series on YouTube. After getting stuffed into an animatronic suit and being reported missing, his spirit goes insane and takes on the form of an animatronic named "Bon". Eventually in this form, he kills his wife, Rosemary Walten, and stuffs her into an animatronic suit as well.
Series takes place in the 1950's

Friends: "Why are you so upset?"
Me: "JACK WALTEN DIDN'T DESERVE IT!" *Continuously sobs*

Jack walten by universe.c0s July 7, 2021

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goofy._.jack._.walten

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you

ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
ur mom: YESSSSSS

goofy._.jack._.walten by ur mom gay lol (isa) August 27, 2021

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Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

Jack Walten by fart mc fart April 22, 2022

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the.mr.jackwalten

a really freaking cool and extremely talented person.

“the.mr.jackwalten is super cool”

the.mr.jackwalten by eyeliderrr September 10, 2021

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jackwaltenschildren

jackwaltenschildren is a very funny mutual who scares me a little /j

jackwaltenschildren makes great content!

jackwaltenschildren by bruceisahomo July 28, 2021

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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