Jack Walton 

This is a thing that is very sexy and big in the penis. It has a one short hair sticking out if it’s butthole that is braided. When conceiving a child the big penis shrivels into its self and makes a cracking sound while it’s molts and turns into a butterfly. The child then grows up into a giant retard that can only say “pussy” “cock and balls” and “funky fresh”.

Man I meet a jack Walton the other day and let me tell ya, awesome guy.

Jack Walton by SweetGrunt64 March 12, 2023

Jack walten

Jack walten is married to rosemary walten and has 3 kids. Ed walten, molly walten, and sophie walten. He has a burger restaurant with his best friend Felix kranken. Jack walten went missing after Felix kranken Tokyo drifted because Ed and Molly were talking about fnaf gacha life videos and ended up killing them. Then his wife, rosemary walten gets dismembered like the spider in my bathroom and stuffed into a sheep animatronic named sha. People think jack is in the animatronic named bon but idk lol

Noob: Hey who's jack walten?

Fruit: a character from the walten files.

Noob: oh okay.... What's the walten files?

Fruit: files about the walten nah just kidding, it's a series on YouTube made by Martin walls.

Jack walten by Your cool dad louis July 28, 2021

Jack walten

Jack Walten is married to Rosemary Walten with their three children, Sophie, Edd, and Molly. At first he is seen as a protagonist in "The Walten Files" His respective series on YouTube. After getting stuffed into an animatronic suit and being reported missing, his spirit goes insane and takes on the form of an animatronic named "Bon". Eventually in this form, he kills his wife, Rosemary Walten, and stuffs her into an animatronic suit as well.
Series takes place in the 1950's

Friends: "Why are you so upset?"
Me: "JACK WALTEN DIDN'T DESERVE IT!" *Continuously sobs*

Jack walten by universe.c0s July 7, 2021

goofy._.jack._.walten 

a hot ass bitch who will always be hotter then you

ur mom: do you know goofy._.jack._.walten on tiktok?
deez nuts: that one hot ass bitch?!
ur mom: YESSSSSS

goofy._.jack._.walten by ur mom gay lol (isa) August 27, 2021

Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

Jack Walten by fart mc fart April 22, 2022

the.mr.jackwalten 

a really freaking cool and extremely talented person.

“the.mr.jackwalten is super cool”

the.mr.jackwalten by eyeliderrr September 10, 2021

jackwaltenschildren

jackwaltenschildren is a very funny mutual who scares me a little /j

jackwaltenschildren makes great content!

jackwaltenschildren by bruceisahomo July 28, 2021