Jack P

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Jack p is one of the stupidest people you will ever meet. His intelligence is absolutely garbage. He usually stays in his room all day and plays GTA. He gets no hoes. He will never get any hoes. Usually has a mom who everyone makes sexual jokes at. Absolute Loser.

Wow that’s kid is a Jack P.

Jack P by JimTheDude May 28, 2019

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jack pleasure

Masturbation

-...Jack pleasure?

-Y'know, fappin' on the toilet, roughing up the subject, beating up the bishop, taking matters into your own hand...

jack pleasure by Roth Vantage August 20, 2016

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Jack Pryer

The biggest aussie bogan who is also a grade B thot. he is honestly one of the most annoying person, especially because during break times he boots the ball to the other side of the oval.

Person 1: "Did you say Jack Pryer was coming?" Person 2: "Yeah, Honestly I'm thinking of not going anymore"

Jack Pryer by Jeqpryer May 28, 2017

jack paul

A fag that makes drama for the views and the 💰 MONEY and doesnt have a life.

U r a jack paul.

jack paul by Jack Pauls #1 Fan August 23, 2017

Pepper Jack Penis

A white (often pale) member, that is covered with multiple forms of sexually transmitted diseases, thus giving it the look of a block of pepper jack cheese. Especially common in uncircumcised members of the male population who are known to have higher rates of sexual diseases, and if unwashed can accumulate a cheesy residue.

"Have you seen Willy's junk? It's totally a pepper jack penis"

Pepper Jack Penis by Richard Queso November 29, 2012

Jack Picton

A very hot individual who is considered one of the best people in the world

Look at Jack picton

Jack Picton by Pickletonhaha November 17, 2021

Jack Peterson

An abnormaly large penis capable of bottoming out in anyone / anything

"Wow that's a Jack Peterson if I've ever seen one"

Jack Peterson by long chong silver December 31, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026