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jack pine savages
Refers to most folks north of Mn-95 in Minnesota, and most of Wisconsin.
Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.
The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.
They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savages territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.
jack pine savages by Redbull vodka May 6, 2022
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When you shave all areas of the males genital area completely bald except for the bottom 2 inches of the shaft.
Shannon says " oh my God Becky, you should have seen this guys cock he had the Jack Pine" it was like a babies bottom all over but the base was jack pine. (Jack pine is hair all over)
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Jackpine
A temporary or long-term life-state characterized by lack of ambition, fondness for low cost beer, and a zen-like contentedness absent any knowledge of zen concepts or practices. Jackpine often manifests as the lack of motivation to get up and move from one couch to another.
"Wanna go get a hamburger?" "No, man, I got a case a' Jackpine. Can ya bring me one? Cheese, raw onions."
Jackpine by Alexander Savage February 24, 2010
jackpine savage
A person decending from northern Minnesota's iron range that does all things to satisfy their instantaneous desire. They can be found wearing winter boots year round and carrying multiple guns.
A:"that guy just shot that endangered pileated woodpecker for no reason"
B:"It's ok, he is a jackpine savage"
B:"It's ok, he is a jackpine savage"
jackpine savage by bibbles November 22, 2007
Jackpin
A boy who roles with the cool kids but is actually hated by every single one in that group, he looks like a sausage and he will always be single , he masturbates over sexy posters every night, if you know a jack you'll probably be stalked by him so watch your back buddy .
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