Jack Horan

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An Israeli albino who is very homosexual who loves getting cummed on by turkmenistani men. He is known for his petit body shape and very large wenus. His foreskin was consumed by the grand rabbi of broad meadows. He was then taken in by Mohammed Quaran and was named Al Bin Mu jack quaran. He gets humbled by his new father and now loves to take HARD BIG BLACK DICK. His mom is the biggest fittie and has massive milkies. He getting raped by his father. He is a proven warrior he has fought against the hindu's of plumpton. He is the definition of a WIGGA this guy is severley racist. He has a half inch cock. He loves to feel the intense throbbing cock as it penetrates his mouth.

Jack Horan is an albino

Jack Horan by gigachadmale123 November 13, 2022

jack hogan

Very small dick. Very pale boy. Is a bit autistic. Makes fun of people with downsindrome.

I'm going to jack hogan your dick

jack hogan by Jack Johnson is life May 25, 2016

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Jack Hogan

This is what u call someone when they cant smell.

Me: Hey can u smell this?
Them: No im Jack Hogan

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Jackhorn

A simple minded person that can not handle a stressful situation with any sort of diligence or composure.

When he couldn't open the can the JACKHORN started banging his head on the counter.

Jackhorn by mickey fingers January 31, 2012

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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