Jack Horan

An Israeli albino who is very homosexual who loves getting cummed on by turkmenistani men. He is known for his petit body shape and very large wenus. His foreskin was consumed by the grand rabbi of broad meadows. He was then taken in by Mohammed Quaran and was named Al Bin Mu jack quaran. He gets humbled by his new father and now loves to take HARD BIG BLACK DICK. His mom is the biggest fittie and has massive milkies. He getting raped by his father. He is a proven warrior he has fought against the hindu's of plumpton. He is the definition of a WIGGA this guy is severley racist. He has a half inch cock. He loves to feel the intense throbbing cock as it penetrates his mouth.

Jack Horan is an albino

Jack Horan by gigachadmale123 November 13, 2022

jack hogan

Very small dick. Very pale boy. Is a bit autistic. Makes fun of people with downsindrome.

I'm going to jack hogan your dick

jack hogan by Jack Johnson is life May 25, 2016

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Jack Hogan

This is what u call someone when they cant smell.

Me: Hey can u smell this?
Them: No im Jack Hogan

Jack Hogan by anonymous May 31, 2022

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Jackhorn

A simple minded person that can not handle a stressful situation with any sort of diligence or composure.

When he couldn't open the can the JACKHORN started banging his head on the counter.

Jackhorn by mickey fingers January 31, 2012

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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