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Jack Cook

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine
by the ones son May 25, 2024
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Cooking With Jack

E - Do you guys wanna watch cooking with Jack?

D - ew no what the fuck
by Cheese/Cb April 7, 2022
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Cooking With Jack

Cooking with jack is NOTHING, Fuck you egg.
E - “I’m gonna search cooking with jack on the urban dictionary.”
S - “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NONEXISTENT.”
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Cooking with jack

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.
Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.
by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022
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