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Jack Box 

Noun

A game played with a maximum of four friends who are male. Each participating member cuts a hole in the side of the same, covered box. Each member then proceeds to lower their pants and underwear and masturbate (hence the "Jack").

Each member should attempt to orgasm at once. Should any particpant orgasm early or late they are eliminated. At the point of orgasm, all particpants must put their penises in their hole in the box and shake the box around.

Once all members have finished, the lid will be removed and each player will attempt to guess whose semen it is that is now on their penis.

One would believe that the semen would be that of the man immediately across from you, however this is not often the case.

The player whose semen covers the most penises wins.
We played Jack Box last night at that sausage fest party. I won, but I was tired for hours after.
Jack Box by KinkySasquatch January 14, 2018
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Cracker Jack Box 

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.
Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)
Cracker Jack Box by Nigel An'srid December 17, 2016

Cracker Jack Box 

A rich white person or stupid white person that keeps staring at you because of what you have if your a person of color
Look at the fuckin cracker jack box over there hating on me, fuckin cracker jack wat the hell you staring at
Cracker Jack Box by Jamesindtown September 29, 2007

tongue jack fart box 

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay
I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"
tongue jack fart box by Brian, winona September 20, 2009

Jack in the Box Boyfriend 

One of the cruelest turn of events that could happen to any man. Where a female that one has been talking to for several months out of nowhere mentions her "boyfriend" that for some reason had never existed until that moment
Doug: Hey did you hook up with Courtney last night?
Cecil: Nawh! She brought up her Jack in the Box Boyfriend while we were watching a movie...I was shitty!
Doug: I had a bad feeling that was going to happen...damn!

Jack in the box 

A name of the action described as such: when a girl, who is so hot that when she unzips your pants to give you blow your load before she touches you.

When the timing is perfect and she gets hit in the face with your sperm before she even touches you - she received a jack in the box.
Dave: "dude that girl I left with was so hot, she got the jack in the box"
Steve: " really in the grill?"
Dave: "you know it"
Jack in the box by Joe Shabadu March 24, 2008

Jack in the Box 

A stand-in name for any company you have ever worked for. Use this to avoid any awkward references to a previous employer (similarly, you should avoid mentioning the name of previous boyfriends/girlfriends while your current partner is present).

This meme started in 2014 as an inside joke between two data scientists, Steve and Spencer, who are working for a major video game company in Boulder, CO. It is a reference to their colleague, Adam, who actually worked at Jack in the Box corporate headquarters (and speaks often of it fondly).

Since then it has spread to studios in Los Angeles, Seattle, and the UK. There are first-hand reports that the meme has also been spotted in the wild at Microsoft.
Hey guys, at Jack in the Box we used python.
Jack in the Box by Truegen September 11, 2015
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