jablonowski 

used to define the most rancid, ugly and fat human beings, they tend to be extremely fucking stupid. (could be called brian)

"Come on bro, go to the gym with me before you become a jablonowski"

jablonowski by Brian Jablonoski May 20, 2022

jablonskied 

In hockey: to check someone from behind, and then paralyzing them in the process.

i just jablonskied that kid.

jablonskied by moahmar March 21, 2012

Hector Jablinowski 

This might seem like a name, but it is actually a high-tech acronym (however, nobody is allowed to tell anyone what it stands for as it lays a surprise for the unwilling) Derived from Hectorverantia and sponsored by Louiza.

YO BRUV YOU SEEN THAT HECTOR JABLINOWSKI DOWN THE STREET INIT FAM

Hector Jablinowski by use code fucking xen June 17, 2019

Jablonski

A person who can do anything and inspires people around the world. He rips the ice, the bender he is. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on.

"Jablonski knows how to push through the god damn shit no one deserves."

Jablonski by narishkamothertrucker February 8, 2012

Jablonski

To check someone from behind while playing hockey, in hopes of paralyzing them.

"If you take the puck from me one more time, im gonna Jablonski you!!!"

Jablonski by Offspring243 May 17, 2012

Jablonskied 

When you drink so much alcohol you can't walk anymore.

Dude, you got so jablonskied last night we almost had to bring you home in a wheelchair!

Jablonskied by Bigdog7777 January 13, 2021

Jablonski

A Jablonski can be a male or female, of any nationality and above the age of 10. A Jablonski is someone who fucks something up. They will make you do things twice, they are also the reason why we have so many fuck ups in the world in many different aspects of life. Jablonskieizm is a term for Great Feets in Jablonski behaviour. To spot a Jablonski in it's natural habitat you have to look. Everyone in life has experienced a Jablonski in one point in time. To deal with a Jablonski requires great patience and skill. Sometimes you have to become a Jablonski to deal with a Jablonski effectively. To de - Jablonski someone is to teach them a lesson so that they will learn not to do what they did again. I coined the observational term Jablonski and Jablonskieizm back in 1994 when i first experienced them in high school.

Smooth move Jablonski. You Fuckin' Jablosnki. Is your last name ongsty? No it's Jablonski. Jablonskiiiiiiii,

Jablonski by Jabloney February 3, 2015