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Jibber Jabber
Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015
Related Words
Jabboe • jabber • jabberwocky • Jabbies • Jabber Jaws • JABBED!!! • Jabbie • jabble • jabberwalkie • jabberwock
jabberjaw
(1) A jabberjaw is someone who never shuts up.
(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.
(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.
(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
Meat Jabber
The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.
"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.
Meat Jabber by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012
jabbe
Jabbe is a universal word used by uneducated primates from mississippi while ordering slaves (niggas) around in the fields.
Jabber slapper
when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Jabber slapper by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009
Jabbercotting
a 32 oz drink from QuikTrip mixed with any kind of liquor you can find.
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conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere
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conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere
Jabbercotting by movesherbodylikeacyclone June 16, 2009
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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