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They are some of the best people out there. Magnetic, energetic, and alluring. They are so goofy and funny and down to earth. They are talented--singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting--they got it all. They are passionate so if they're on your side you got solid backup. But if you're on the opposing end, they are not afraid to speak their truth. They will be there for you, but they tend to downplay or not mention their struggles as much so be sure to check up on them. They may be bad at communicating. They can acclimate to almost any environment. And they are notoriously late--always. But their company is too rewarding that you don't hold their tardiness against them (that much). You are lucky if you have a Jaél in your life.
Dude, you know Jaél?

Yeah, man, they're always so litttt.
Jaél by Bitchasschicken November 23, 2021
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Jael’s are typically very kind hearted. They have their weird and awkward moments and several flaws but that’s what makes them unique. When you find a Jael it’s not only their beauty that will intrigue you, it’s their personality and intelligence that’ll stand out the most. Once you find yourself a Jael, you’ll never forget them.
guy 1 : “I finally met Jael for the first time

guy 2: “Really? Dude you got to meet her before I did”
Jael by THEREALMASTEROFCANDYCRUSH February 9, 2019
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Jael is an amazingly gorgeous, intelligent and independent girl. She has a wonderful sense of fashion and loves to be trendy. She is usually quiet and stays away from people, but if you meet a Jael, you're very lucky. You should feel stupid to have broken up with Her. You should never toy or hurt a Jael's feelings because it will bite you back in the ass. You should feel exhilarated to have a Jael as a girlfriend.
Shivali: "My best friend's name is Jael...she is literally my unbiological sister!!!"
Jael by JJCJ13 February 19, 2021
Jael (or alternately, Yael) is the biblical heroine in the book of Judges who killed the Canaanite captain Sisera to deliver Israel from the troops of king Jabin. She hid him in her tent and, while he slept, drove a tent peg through his temple. She was the wife of Heber the Kenite. (Read Judges 4 for more info)

Jael: a name of Hebrew origin meaning "Mountain Goat".
"Blessed above all women be Jael, wife of Heber the Kenite, blessed above all women in the tents." Judges 5:24
Jael by Arden-Lane April 9, 2010
A person that is very skilled with bombs and is in a bomb sqaud
Dam I jael’d That person house
Jael by I’m soars epic0693 September 29, 2018
when you see her you get horny...
Oew what a Jaël
jaël by Suël March 14, 2018
Jaël, is te best person in the world. she‘s beautiful, charming, handsome amd has a big heart. If you know a jaëls you are really luck because you must have the best person ever as a friend/girlfriend
Jaël is very beautiful
Jaël by youngbubu January 6, 2019
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