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MMA ultimate submission. While you have opponent in full guard, you fart (shart acceptable as well) in his mouth.
GAME OVER! Jesse just JRead Trevor!
JRead by MMA champ May 18, 2012
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Jeradith 

A grey hat hacker who's skills cannot be matched. They typically come from the town of Spalding, Lincolnshire and are not very sociable. 100% Roman Catholic but has a streak of violence unseen since the downfall of regional ITV idents and , for whatever reason, cannot finish their own sentences without some external cranberry.
You're totally a Jeradith.
Jeradith by Jeradith April 14, 2021
Related Words
JRead Jerad Jreams jeadel Jeaden Jeady Joead jrad Jdeadevil Jeada
Likes radicalism and coconuts on a Sunday has a massive forehead but a strong 6pack and always gets all the birds even with a bent hairline
Girl 1:Oh look there’s 2 men which one should I go for
Girl 2: go for the more joead looking one
Joead by Kingkongkian May 28, 2021
(Jeh-rid)
A very deep person who can appear shallow or careless on the exterior, and exposes to only his/her closest friends who he/she truly is.
I had no idea you were so caring, you're a real Jerad.
Jerad by "Kit" Kat Lewtras February 4, 2009
Jeadas are by far the most sassiest girls of them all they won’t stop until they get there way there very pretty and all the guys want her she has many friends she’s the type of girl to talk behind your back
Guy 1: Omg is she talking to Jessica about lily??
Guy 2: Yeah I think that must be a jeada!!
Jeada by Kayla Hansen January 28, 2020
Jreams is just a different way to spell "Dreams", but usually used when talked about sexual related content.
I been having these crazy jreams of all these hot girls!
Jreams by SSauve November 13, 2010
A professional rad dude who's first name begins with the letter J.
Known for their sublime facebook statuses, creative flair in FIFA, quirky outlook, generous wang and interests in all things rad.

Often confuses the opposite sex of their intentions with their amazing dress sense and lack of desperation. This in turn leads to many thinking that a 'jrad' may possibly be a homosexual. Not that there is anything wrong with that, because all Jrads dont discriminate.. except if your an elderly man who enjoys eating grape fruits across from the kids playground without any cutlery.
"OMG look at that dudes glasses! He looks like Harry potter but theres something rad about him!", exclaimed Troy. "Hes definately a Jrad", mumbled Brendan.
Jrad by humphreyBbear October 10, 2011
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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