Jus shitted on myself, just like LMFAO or ROFL but if something is funnier than that then you pretty much just shit on yourself so if something hella funny you put, JSOMS.

OMG, thats wayyyyy too funny, i think i JSOMS.

JSOMS by Nino Breezy March 24, 2010

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JPOMS • JPMS • jhoms • jomsayin • jomstom • jpmsexual • jpmsupremacist • jposs • JPost • JSOMS

jooms

huge perfect tits

One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".

DAMN check out those jooms on that chick!

jooms by junkywockeez April 16, 2010

Joms

En stor munnfull med banan, ofte referert til seksuelle handlinger, men brukes bokstavelig også.

Jeg tok en stor joms av denne bananen

Joms by Wise-spread buttcheeks May 3, 2023

jomsayin

Abbreviation of 'Do you know what it is that I am saying'
Used in gangs.

just smoked a 10 bag mate, jomsayin

jomsayin by Conzaa March 8, 2017

jhoms

Jhoms

a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time

That guy is such a Jhoms. He's so sweet.

jhoms by Gxjehgdjjd December 13, 2018

JOMS

An awesome, handsome, intelligent individual that is loved from all, even your mum....
I like toaster strudels BTW

This thot is not a JOMS

JOMS by Yetus BTW July 24, 2018

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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