JSOMS
Jus shitted on myself, just like LMFAO or ROFL but if something is funnier than that then you pretty much just shit on yourself so if something hella funny you put, JSOMS.
JSOMS by Nino Breezy March 24, 2010
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jooms
huge perfect tits
One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
jooms by junkywockeez April 16, 2010
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Jhoms
a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time
a sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart, is super cute, likes to have fun, usually is caring, a freak in the sheets, plays sports & likes to have a good time
jhoms by Gxjehgdjjd December 13, 2018
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