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A somewhat despicable person, capable of murdering thousands which just his voice, but his true goal has the accuracy of The Aim of a Stormtrooper. The Name is Jouan. Not John, Not Stewart, Not Patrick. Jouan. Pronounced JEW-on. Jewon. Not very athletic and uses his brain for nothing but level 1 chess bots. Physically incapable of lifting 5 pounds, but has the potential to knock over Lego bricks. In Sports such as tennis or basketball, he does not hit the ball, but since he is a nerd, he BECOMES the ball.
Person 1: He has so much potential but wastes it!, he is such a Jouan! Person 2: Don't be a hypocrite you are a Jouan just like him! Person Jouan: I disagree with both of you Jouans! Fourth Wheel: Don't say such insults, you are all probably way smarter than a Jouan!
Jouan by Billinous December 1, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
The name Jouan (over 3000 years old) was used in ancient Kurdish people and means "The angel born in hell"
Its a name it can be used by everyone. that's how you pronounce Jouan:
Its just like Juan but not Like chuan or something

Pronounce the „J“ like „G“
JOUAN by Justfacts75 March 29, 2022
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Jouan lorenz 

A Jouan is smart when the want too but they can get cocky and and think to highly of themselves sometimes although if they really like you they will like you for a while but might lose interest if you don’t give them attention a Jouan can also be a mean person if it’s someone they don’t like or know but they intend to be nice if they are interested or are loyal friends with them
person 1:hey look it’s Jouan lorenz

person 2: i heard his mean

person 3: yeah!!!
person 1: yeah but he’s pretty cute
Jouan lorenz by @xbox-690 November 23, 2021

joan (noun) 

Pronounced 'Joe~un', a country girl, was in those big pre~1950 dictionaries.
Montana sure has a good choice of joan (noun) farmer's daughter's hotties!
joan (noun) by Starchylde December 27, 2014

Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass
Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass
Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009
Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.
Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"
Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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