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J.O.R.M.L.--stands for Jerk Off Recollection Memory Log.
When you see a hot chick you put her in your JORML so that you can think about her while you are beating off later.
JORML by GumE100 June 8, 2010
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This term is typically used in a state of panic to downplay the significance of oral sex. A combination of the words "just" and "oral," it is probably most often used by men who are unexpectedly confronted by accusations of infidelity by their significant others. However, the term was first coined by a pedophile on the television show To Catch a Predator.
Chris Hansen: What are your intentions with this 12 year old girl?
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral

Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral
Joral by GGAllin25 October 16, 2014
Related Words
JORML • Jorell • JORM • jorma • Jorblin • Jorble • Jorlan • jormal • Jörmangandr • Jorela

Jormarie 

A name for a girl, who can be very open minded and interested in doing new things. Like eating Guinea Pig, and acting like a man
Guy: Hey did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Jormarie and she likes to eat guniea pigs

Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.
Jormarie by Obama4lyfe March 24, 2012

jörmungandr 

alternately referred to as the Midgard Serpent or World Serpent. the Serpent from norse mythology big enough to reach around the world and bite it's own tail
Odin was eaten by jörmungandr
jörmungandr by Dr.Krogh April 24, 2008

jormungand 

A serpent from ancient mythology. Jormungand was supposedly so long that it had no end. Hence, I named my penis after this facinating creature.
would you like to meet my jormungand?
jormungand by Alexander Pierce March 27, 2008
A Scandinavian Name that means "Savior"
leaf did you see that guy named Jorel he was like Jesus.
Jorel by oni guy September 8, 2010
A very sweet man. He will always be there for his date. He will most likely have a girl that starts with a J. He will be a "savior" and will be the best man. He loves playing video games and watching YouTube.
You need a Jorel
Jorel by Jrellyo February 28, 2017
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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