jormal

When things are normal but you add a j instead of an n

This situation is very jormal

by SebabaCoochieMan November 15, 2020

jormal

He’s sexy and funny and tall. He’s loving and caring when it comes to his girlfriend/wife. He gets angry but always forgives. He’s one of the most mature guys you will ever meet. He does loads for his girl. If you have him in your life you are very lucky. He’s very loyal and only wants one thing, loyalty and love back. He’s brave and strong. He’s gentle and kind. He defends his close ones and protects them at all cost. He’s always knows how to make you smile. He’s great in bed. He respects women. He makes time for people. If you find a jormal never lose him.

me: i’m so lucky to have you. you’re so caring jormal.

by slouzz November 21, 2021

jormal

(noun) Character from Fate Grand Order, Jeanne d' Arc (Alter) but normal

Person 1: “That's not Jalter, who is this rip-off?”
Person 2: “That’s normal Jalter, Jormal.”

by ShihammeDarc October 31, 2024

joemalia

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

Joral

This term is typically used in a state of panic to downplay the significance of oral sex. A combination of the words "just" and "oral," it is probably most often used by men who are unexpectedly confronted by accusations of infidelity by their significant others. However, the term was first coined by a pedophile on the television show To Catch a Predator.

Chris Hansen: What are your intentions with this 12 year old girl?
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral

Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral

by GGAllin25 October 16, 2014

Jormarie

A name for a girl, who can be very open minded and interested in doing new things. Like eating Guinea Pig, and acting like a man

Guy: Hey did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Jormarie and she likes to eat guniea pigs

Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.

by Obama4lyfe March 24, 2012

Jermal

A freaking radical dude. Really funny, sexy, strong willed, smarter than all get-up, and always the star of the party. He can talk to anyone and everyone and they'll love him to pieces.

Hey Jermal is here! Now the party can start!

by Kybeans96 January 21, 2017