jormal
This situation is very jormal
jormal by SebabaCoochieMan November 15, 2020
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He’s sexy and funny and tall. He’s loving and caring when it comes to his girlfriend/wife. He gets angry but always forgives. He’s one of the most mature guys you will ever meet. He does loads for his girl. If you have him in your life you are very lucky. He’s very loyal and only wants one thing, loyalty and love back. He’s brave and strong. He’s gentle and kind. He defends his close ones and protects them at all cost. He’s always knows how to make you smile. He’s great in bed. He respects women. He makes time for people. If you find a jormal never lose him.
joemalia
An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"
Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."
Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"
Person- "Kys"
joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016
Joral
This term is typically used in a state of panic to downplay the significance of oral sex. A combination of the words "just" and "oral," it is probably most often used by men who are unexpectedly confronted by accusations of infidelity by their significant others. However, the term was first coined by a pedophile on the television show To Catch a Predator.
Chris Hansen: What are your intentions with this 12 year old girl?
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral
Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral
Baldbeaverhunter: Joral
Girlfriend: Did you fuck that slut?
Boyfriend: I, uh, joral
Jormarie
A name for a girl, who can be very open minded and interested in doing new things. Like eating Guinea Pig, and acting like a man
Guy: Hey did you hear about the new girl? Her name is Jormarie and she likes to eat guniea pigs
Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.
Girl: Really?! that's pretty manly of her.
Jormarie by Obama4lyfe March 24, 2012
Jermal
A freaking radical dude. Really funny, sexy, strong willed, smarter than all get-up, and always the star of the party. He can talk to anyone and everyone and they'll love him to pieces.