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JohnWick 

After ejaculating on your partners stomach. You get into the doggy style position and your partner wipes their finger in the cum puddle on their stomach and makes a finger gun with their cum finger and finger fucks your asshole for a minimum of 30 seconds.
My boy got JohnWick’d last night by Brittany and he hated it.
JohnWick by Blowmybackout9000 June 15, 2023

john wick 

The greatest animal rights activist who ever lived.
Person #1: i really love animals, especially dogs, and i cant stand to see them mistreated
Person #2: Take a lesson from John Wick, he killed over 100 people after someone killed his dog
john wick by TheDarkIce March 24, 2017

John Wick 

A man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. He's not the boogieman. He's the guy you send to kill the fucking boogieman.
I once saw him (John Wick) kill three men in a bar with a pencil. A fuuocking pencil. Who the fouck can do that?

john wick 

Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.

Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.
Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.
john wick by T-money January 24, 2015

John Wick 

Jonathan "John" Wick, also known by the nickname "The Boogeyman" is a legendary hitman who worked for the Tarasov Mobuntil his retirement. He quit so he could spend time with his wife Helen Wick, who later died of a terminal illness. His superior Viggo Tarasov would only allow him to quit if he first completed an impossible task, and Wick killed all of Tarasov's enemies in one night. Following his wife's death, he came out of retirement when Viggo's son Iosef Tarasov murdered his dog Daisy during a home invasion.

PS: Biography by FANDOM
John Wick is the most scariest hitman of all time!!
John Wick by m0ca May 20, 2019

John Wick 

It's a really nice and sweet movie about this man's love for his dog that his wife gave him after she passed away from a terminal illnesses
I really love the movie John Wick
John Wick by Margarita Charlie November 16, 2019
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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