sponge

a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection

by ivor biggun February 20, 2004

Sponge

Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 15, 2007

sponge

if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.

comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.

WTF he's a fucking sponge!

by Dirk6 July 8, 2005

Sponge

A stingy prick who likes nothing more than to benefit from the generosity of his god-like friends.

Lewis: Hey man, where's michael? I haven't seen him all night.

Spencer: Ahhh Lew, he's being a sponge, trying to soak up some of Rory's jagermeister...

Lewis: *sighs* Typical Michael, typical sponge...

by StingRayEnock January 11, 2012

Sponge

1. someone who eats all your food, smokes all your weed, and takes all your shit.

Man, bailey is a total fucking sponge.

by Iifetime September 27, 2017

sponge

A band that followed in the wake of the Grunge era. Sponge is a band out of Detroit that is still around today but is hardly noticed, with band members switching all the time, the only permanent member seems to be the frontman Vinnie Dombroski. They generated some buzz with their 1993 hits "Plowed" and "Molly (Sixteen Candles)" but soon went back underground for the most part.

With that aside, they probably deserve more attention than they are getting, because they've made some amazing tunes. Overall, a band I'm glad I discovered.

Sponge is an awesome band.

by Mr. Gill June 23, 2006

sponge

A person who is of extreme (but very varied almost to the point of inability to use it) intelligence. These people will suck up bits of information like a sponge wherever they go. They also have a tendency to rapidly and haphazardly dispense this information when properly squeezed.

My friend here is a real sponge, just put him in a headlock and all sorts of inforamtion will come out.

by Tanaka December 17, 2004