JOEM

Synonym for stupid

Zain Toma living at 5551 Ceasers drive driving a chevy malibu with the license of ohd50 you are such a joem.

JOEM by Lucy_Drop June 8, 2022

Joem

similar to a poem, but so obscure as to be completely incomprensible and hence impossible to critique objectively

i'm writing a joem about her.
maybe someday i will recite it at the dogs bollix

Joem by A.G September 1, 2007

Joem

A Joem is a lovable, funny, sweet kind of girl. If you come past by a Joem, she will be having all her sweetness with her! If you a friends with a Joem, don't mess with her. As sweet as she is, she can get on her defensive side. Even if your not friends with her, don't mess with her. She might be a filipino, depends. A Joem is very beautiful, and yet can be a popular girl. A Joem has many friends, and maybe not 100, but still. A Joem has a childish side, and a mature side.

David- Yo, did you see the new girl? She's pretty cool! She's very sweet, too!

Erick- Eh, she's kinda weird.

David- Says who? Bish, you are WRONG. Her weirdness makes me smile and laugh.

Erick- She's totally a Joem!

Joem by notactiveanymorelol September 29, 2018

Joem-made 

Something that has been made at home by Joe.

That Joem-made Victoria sponges cake is vastly superior to even the most expensive shop-bought varieties.

Joem-made by MissMadz June 9, 2018

joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

Joemarie 

Joemarie is a dedicated and hardworking person. He is humble and sometimes forgets how great he is in everything he does. He is excellent indeed. In addition, Joemarie values his parents, friends, colleagues and loved ones. Also, he has a lot of friends because of his personality. Sometimes, his friends will not remember him but Joemarie will always remember them. Rarely you will find someone who hates him (if there is maybe he/she is jealous of him). Moreover, Joemarie finds time to improve himself. There are times that it's uneasy for him to hear criticism but sooner or later he'll accept it and ponder where to improve. He may not be perfect but he is work in progress.

Joemarie is a dedicated and hardworking person. He is humble and sometimes forgets how great he is in everything he does. He is excellent indeed. In addition, Joemarie values his parents, friends, colleagues and loved ones. Also, he has a lot of friends because of his personality. Sometimes, his friends will not remember him but Joemarie will always remember them. Rarely you will find someone who hates him (if there is maybe he/she is jealous of him). Moreover, Joemarie finds time to improve himself. There are times that it's uneasy for him to hear criticism but sooner or later he'll accept it and ponder where to improve. He may not be perfect but he is work in progress.

Joemarie by Aries69 June 7, 2021

joementia 

A name for a politician who shows some evidence of mental decline that is not reported on -- or is actively concealed -- by media. It's namesake, President Joe Biden, is a very good example. Paul von Hindenburg was as well.

Joementia seemed lost at his recent town hall, but media cherrypicked his strongest answers for their clips.

joementia by CactusFrame October 27, 2021