MissMadz's definitions

Joem-made

Something that has been made at home by Joe.

That Joem-made Victoria sponges cake is vastly superior to even the most expensive shop-bought varieties.

by MissMadz June 9, 2018

Joest

A particularly special way of making toast, where the bread is buttered and sandwiched together before being placed under the grill, so that it is crisp and crunchy on the outside but soft and buttery on the inside.

That joem-made joest was spectacular and clearly made with love.

by MissMadz October 12, 2019

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019