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Jar me the fuck out. Used when someone jars you the fuck out. Can be used the same as lmao. Means that someone makes you laugh. Can be used as "jmo" or "djmo" (don't jar me out).
Friend: Yo, did you see that John guy shirtless in the zoom call? He had weird ass nips.
Me: Hahaha jmtfo
JMTFO by dentaldrunkard September 16, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
Joked the f*ck out.
Usually used as an alternative for the lame phrases 'lol' or 'lmao'.
girl one: "Hey,did you see james get his ass kicked today?"
girl 2: "Lol, yeah. It was hilarious!"
girl one: "I knoww. Girl, I was jtfoo!"
jtfoo by Imma Star September 23, 2009
Related Words
JMTFO jtfo JetFog JITFO JMFO jpmtfo jtfoo jtforoflmao Jit Fohner
abbreviation of joked the fuck out,
which means your laughing really hard.
Hahahaha, then he fell and hit the concrete. I was JTFO!
jtfo by agbulmer February 28, 2010
What I said in the boards was JMFO. Nothing more.
JMFO by ichigo January 13, 2005
Jam It The Fuck Off. To masturbate. To relieve one's self, to ejaculate. To become a Weasel Whacker
Just JITFO, bro.
JITFO by Lilith Iscariot August 27, 2019

jtforoflmao 

Joked The Fuck Out Rolling On the Floor Laughing
omg this girl had me JTFOROFLMAO when she told me this hilarious joke.
jtforoflmao by Deborah St. Pierre January 2, 2011
The abbreviation of Jog The Fuck On.

An expansion and adaptation of the traditionally English phrase, Jog On.
The addition adds an element of gusto and offence, for those times when the simplicity of the original phrase just don't relay your feelings as fully and emphatically as they could.
<tehAntiNewb> hiz0rz, we play clanwar tomorrow at 1730 on our clan server as otherwise my ping is like 9834301
<n00b^basher> jtfo
jtfo by Green^Ranger February 7, 2008
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