JMD

Jerk My Dick (JMD)

n: Dont hand me that JMD, bro!! adj: Last night my gf JMD'd me, bro!! v: I got caught in a sticky situation... how you may ask? I was obviously JMDing

by Too Cool Jack in the boxes February 14, 2012

jmd

Situation when someone has his/her watch upside down.

Sir, we have a jmd here. Please call some backup.

by - April 13, 2006

jmd

Jerseys Most Dangerous

pete:"damn, I cant believe that last game, we got toasted."
petes teammate:"yea, jmd is pretty good."

by j my d April 17, 2008

JMD

Jerking my dick

When I was 3 years old I started JMD.

by Ilovebde August 13, 2021

JMD IV

He is a poor nigga who lives in a carboard box. When it rains he need to get a new "house" because it dissolves. He lives in a 5x5 "house" with his 3 other family members. For some reason he has some big slave hands so somtimes me and OD need to get him to work in the feilds. When he jerks off to his ex and cums all over this "house" dissolves, but we all love him but when he askes to sleep over at JC's house no one loves him but its only a joke, another great thing about him is that he is really strong and has a big cock and JC rides its all the time.

JMD IV is really poor.

by JustCuci September 25, 2022

jmdlr

A popular phrase used by Indian music icon Himesh Reshammiya as a token of appreciation.
JMDLR = Jai Mata Di Let's Rock

You can do it fam! JMDLR

by vruuun January 13, 2019

JMDO

Jizz/Jizzing/Jizzed My Dick Off. Used when something is sooo dope there's no other words left to use.

Can be used when describing how something looks, feels, sounds, tastes, smells..

Guy1: Dude did you see the new Gorillaz video, Stylo?
Guy2: YEAH YO, I WAS JMDO

AnotherGuy1: Hey, have you heard of Buckethead?
AnotherGuy2: Yeah man, every time I listen to his music I JMDO

by ATCQ April 28, 2010