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Situation when someone has his/her watch upside down.
Sir, we have a jmd here. Please call some backup.
jmd by - April 13, 2006
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jmd • JMD IV • jmdakd • JMDBRAZY • jmdlr • JMDOL • J.M.D.O. • Jm-Dash
pete:"damn, I cant believe that last game, we got toasted."
petes teammate:"yea, jmd is pretty good."
jmd by j my d April 17, 2008
When I was 3 years old I started JMD.
JMD by Ilovebde August 13, 2021
He is a poor nigga who lives in a carboard box. When it rains he need to get a new "house" because it dissolves. He lives in a 5x5 "house" with his 3 other family members. For some reason he has some big slave hands so somtimes me and OD need to get him to work in the feilds. When he jerks off to his ex and cums all over this "house" dissolves, but we all love him but when he askes to sleep over at JC's house no one loves him but its only a joke, another great thing about him is that he is really strong and has a big cock and JC rides its all the time.
JMD IV is really poor.
JMD IV by JustCuci September 25, 2022
A popular phrase used by Indian music icon Himesh Reshammiya as a token of appreciation.
JMDLR = Jai Mata Di Let's Rock
jmdlr by vruuun January 13, 2019
Jizz/Jizzing/Jizzed My Dick Off. Used when something is sooo dope there's no other words left to use.

Can be used when describing how something looks, feels, sounds, tastes, smells..
Guy1: Dude did you see the new Gorillaz video, Stylo?
Guy2: YEAH YO, I WAS JMDO

AnotherGuy1: Hey, have you heard of Buckethead?
AnotherGuy2: Yeah man, every time I listen to his music I JMDO
JMDO by ATCQ April 28, 2010
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