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JFK's Lightbulb
JFK's Lightbulb by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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jfk shot
a.k.a sniper shot-- When doin a female doggy-style and you are about to blow your load, you pull out your johnson and cock it twice like a gun to builid up the shot, hold your breath for 2 seconds, aim towards the back of her head and blow her away with love juice
Joey -"dude I totally got a JFK shot on Megan the other night and she couldn't figure out what hit her in the back of the head! I think I gave her a concussion!"
jfk shot by joey cannoli March 22, 2010
JFK single bullet theory
The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.
JFK single bullet theory by Shlicky September 15, 2006
jfk shot
jfk shot by towliehatesyou September 2, 2010
jfk shot
jfk shot by CJ aka mace windu 76 August 2, 2006
JFK some loser
JFK some loser by Pizza Toppings June 20, 2023
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.