12 definitions by MILFord Keynes

When your std's got your face popping
My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.
"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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Gaz: "What's your opinion on 2p pussy?"
Glen: "Not my cup of tea, can see the appeal though. What about you?"
Gaz: "I fucking love it mate"
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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When someone hates you for no reason
No one likes that bitch Janet, she's suffering from the Megafect
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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During cowgirl, she grabs your balls and starts bouncin'
"She propper space hoppered my balls the other night"
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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