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JEeZeZ by Senickres August 15, 2021
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slang regarding Jesus Christ.
Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...
Jeezer by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008
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JEeZeZ • jeeze • jeezer • jeezed • jeezel peets • Jeezuz • jeeeezus • jeeeezzz • Jeeez • Jeekez
Doin fine and just chilling
“Are you doing good dude?”
“Just jeezen”
Jeezen by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022

sneezely jeezers 

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.
Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

jeeeezus 

Must be said with a gay lisp and whiny as hell. You can even draw out the 'u' depending on how whiny you want to be.
All it is, is a common way to complain.
Jeeeezus, guys why can't you just listen to me and mop the floor.
jeeeezus by mrjswilson June 27, 2008
to get ripped off
"swiss chalet jeezed me with my coupons!"
jeezed by mel_a December 28, 2008
1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"

3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF

*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*
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