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Can be used in multiple ways.
Look at the examples for usage.
Dismissal: Jeeez off.
Greeting: JEEeeEeez!
Threat: I'll jeeez you up so bad, you'll wish I had never jeeezed you up so bad.
Anger: god damn motha fuckin jeeez!
Sadness: Jeeez…
Surprise: Jumpin jeeezers Jim Jam!
Sexual: Buff my jeeez.
Basically it can be used almost any way you want. Those are just some examples to cram in your nug bone to think about for a while until the jeeezness rises up within you. Sooner or later, you too, will be jeeezin all over the walls.
Jeeez by James Rowe January 3, 2005
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Jeez o Flips 

An accepted variation of saying "Jesus Christ" within circles in the Washington DC area.
Jeez o Flips you scared the shit outta me!
Jeez o Flips by Ferron PH February 23, 2009
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Jeeez • jeez • jeezy • Jeezus • Jeez-it • Jeez louise • jeeze • jeezer • Jeezums • jeezaloo

jeez oh man 

Frustrated/angered by something's or someone's rude behaviour
This is crazy, this is just nuts, jeez oh man

jeezy sneeze 

A special kind of queef, when said vagina is overrun by a yeast infection.
"Mucus? In the chair? Corbyn, you back to jeezy-sneezing all the time? You should get that checked out, Quick." Jeezy sneeze
that one thing you say to your grandpa when you don't wanna go on adventures
Aw Jeez by gr0ndz. March 21, 2020

jerez,zacatecas 

city in mexico with the best food,parties,girls and should i say best food!!
i went to jerez,zacatecas for the summer and almost fell of the roof!
jerez,zacatecas by gental dental February 2, 2010
The cracker you eat at church communion in praise of Jesus that looks simular to a cheez-it cracker.
You may now take and eat your Jeez-it.
Jeez-it by stupified1217 August 14, 2008
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